Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Touching, fucking and cumming - 3 wishes, I'll fulfill them with you

Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

She started sucking on her own, I just asked where the bed was in the room

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

I'm very horny, I'm very horny, so fuck me